Monday, February 11, 2008

Know Youeself through Zodiac,Date Of Birth and Hand writing

Know yourself through Zodiac Sign

Aries:
The Sun is in Aries between about 21st March to 19th April.

If you were born with the Sun in Aries, you set out with a brave heart, and want it all to happen right now. No beating about the bush! The world is your oyster, and no-one, but no-one, is going to mess with you! You can organise, and lead, and in love you're a real romantic. "Actions speak louder than words" could be your motto.

If Aries is your Rising Sign, when you step outside, you want to get going and make a start on the day's projects. You'll act first and think afterwards, and people will walk on eggshells to avoid a fiery outburst if you're annoyed, but they'll know that all will be smiles as soon as you've cooled down. They'll be glad to have an Aries Ascendant in charge.

Taurus:
The Sun is in Taurus between about 20th April to 20th May.

Placid, calm and contented, the bull in the meadow will enjoy the sun on his back and good food to eat, and he'll tolerate annoying flies, and even people walking through his field...just so far...but try and make him move when he doesn't want to and you might as well try until Doomsday. The Bull of the Zodiac is the same. If your Sun is in Taurus, you are peace-loving and reliable, your business will prosper and you'll be practical and tolerant. But no-one in their right mind should try and make you change yours. And, just as the bull in the field will charge unexpectedly one day, so the rare rage of a Taurean is fearful to behold.

If Taurus was rising when you were born, you're not going to rush out there. You'll take your time, think before deciding anything, and you'll want to stick with what you know. But people will love to rely on you, and when you find your mate you'll be passionate and protective.

Gemini:
The Sun is in Gemini between about 21st May and 20th June.

So your Sun is in Gemini? You're sure? You're not in two minds about this? OK then, but you know you can be first one thing and then another.You're friendly, quick-witted, and love playing with words. You're likely to be found clowning around or talking on the phone for hours on end. You can stay up with friends till all hours, or you'll try to find out about and understand the latest scientific discovery. Then, when you're tired of that, you'll move on to the next thing.

If your Rising Sign is Gemini, you walk out there with an urge to find out where it's all happening, what's going on, and why. If it's there, you want to know about it. Then you'll tell everyone else. You're not really after a great romance, but your friends will invite you to their parties and know you'll keep everyone amused.

Cancer:
The Sun is in Cancer between about 21st June and 22nd July.

Crabs hide in their shells for safety, and will wave their claws at an approaching threat, but get under their soft belly and they can be badly hurt. Cancerians are the same, but they're as sensitive to the feelings of others as they are to their own, have creative imaginations, and they are devoted to home and family. If your Sun is in Cancer, you'll take care of ageing parents, and fight for your children against all-comers.

To the outside world, the Cancer Rising person can sometimes seem moody; people can upset you without meaning to, but they are very glad to come and have a cup of coffee in your kitchen and pour out their troubles, knowing you'll listen and understand. You are wary of giving your heart to someone, but you love to have someone on whom you can depend.

Leo:
The Sun is in Leo between about 23rd July and 22nd August.

The lion is the King of the Beasts, and Leo is King of the Zodiac. His royal presence demands respect, and he bestows generous largesse on all. Zodiac Lions are like the Sun itself, warm and radiant, ready to help great and small, and if your Sun is in Leo you will give without counting the cost...but you do like to be thanked. No-one is kinder than a Lion, but you can be badly hurt if people ignore or misunderstand you.

If Leo is your Rising Sign, you're naturally cheerful, and walk out onto the world's stage with a smile on your face. People are drawn to you, heads turn, and ...let's be honest... you love it! You're neither proud nor pushy, but sometmes people see you like that, and that can make you feel very lonely, yet not for long, for you soon bounce back and are your old cheerful self. Naturally romantic, you love to have a mate who is as loyal to you as you are to him or her.

Virgo:
The Sun is in Virgo between about 23rd August and 23rd September.

More than anything else, if the Sun was in Virgo when you were born, you not only want to be useful, but you truly are. You study and learn as much as possible, and then put it all to good practical use, because you can see what needs to be done. You're not interested in glory for yourself, you just use your common sense and make sure that the job is well done. The only drawback is that you may forget to enjoy yourself at all.

From the point of view of the rest of the world, with Virgo rising, you are a godsend. Others needn't bother about tidying up, because you'll do it for them, but you do worry about things. If someone is ill you know just how to make them comfortable, and you probably have some vitamins on hand to raise their resistance. In later life, people would tell you how young you look for your age, if you ever had the time to listen to such nonsense.

Libra:
The Sun is in Libra between about 24th September and 23rd October.

If the Sun was in Libra when you were born, you want everything to be harmonious and peaceful. You dislike anything rough or crude, and like your surroundings to be balanced and tasteful . Most of all, you want everything to be fair. You refuse to make snap judgements. Librans are often wrongly called indecisive, but you are merely determined to consider a question from all sides before making a decision; then you surprise everyone with firm action.

Whatever your Sun sign, if your Ascendant is Libra, then relationships with other people are going to be high on your list of priorities. When you leave home of a morning, you set out to be affable and to greet everyone with a smile. You love a social gathering, and you'll bend over backwards to keep the peace and avoid causing offence. Just sometimes, you may need to put tact and diplomacy on one side, and realise you can't always be all things to all men.

Scorpio:
The Sun is in Scorpio between about 23rd October and 21st November.

The nobility and strength of an eagle combined with the tenacity and...er...sorry...sting of a scorpion just about sum up your strengths and weaknesses if you were born when the Sun was in Scorpio. When you set your mind or heart on something, that's it. Nothing will dissuade or distract you. You'll dig as deep as needs be to uncover the truth of the matter, however painful, and you''ll feel it deeply and deal with it wisely, unless you're so hurt that you lash out. Then, woe betide your assailant!

If you have Scorpio as your Rising Sign, other people probably find you intriguing, maybe even magnetic. They might see you as mysterious, or intense, and sometimes they'll find your penetrating insight very uncomfortable. Which is a pity, because you can face and fight the demons others flee from.

Saggitarius:
The Sun is in Sagittarius between about 22nd November and 21st December.

With your Sun in Sagittarius, you are on a journey. Friendly and adventurous, your gaze is set firmly on the horizon and beyond. You are the original free spirit. You want to find out for yourself if the grass is greener elsewhere, and you'll look for the deeper meaning in it all. Popular and generous, full of enthusiasm, you answer to yourself and no-one else.

If you don't exactly ride out every morning on horseback, however much you would like to with Sagittarius Rising, you do at least stride out into the world with your head high and a bounce in your step. Probably the equivalent of a red spotted handkerchief on a pole too. You can change your direction at a moment's notice, and just move on to the next thing. Other people usually find you excitng and impressive, but anyone in relationship with you must never try to fence you in.

Capricorn:
The Sun is in Capricorn between about 22nd December and 19th January.

Like the mountain goat represented in the symbol of your sign, if your Sun is in Capricorn you aspire to the heights. But you are going to get there by steady perseverance, not by leaps of intuition, nor with a burst of enthusiasm. You won't take risks, but will build your world carefully, step by step, on your own if necessary, but with a determination and stamina that will lead others to depend on you with good reason, for you will always look after your own.

With Capricorn Rising, you'll greet the morning with a sense of duty and responsibility. You won't even think about whether you like it or not, you will just go out and get on with the chores of the day. You might well stay on late at work and finish a task rather than go down to the pub, but after work is done you will like nothing better than to go home to those who love you, for your hard exterior hides a deeply feeling soul.

Aquarius:
The Sun is in Aquarius between about 20th January and 18th February.

If the Sun was in Aquarius when you were born, you are probably a friend to all the world. Not only do you love mixing in parties, but you really care about the environment and the world at large. You'll make sure that your household recycles everything, ...you can lose your cool without warning if they don't...and you'll love any gadget that will make the world a greener place. This is partly because you love gadgets anyway; you might even invent your own! When it comes to getting involved though, either with people or any venture that needs commitment, you'll fade charmingly and politely, but rather vaguely, into the background.

Like those born with Sagittarius Rising, if you have Aquarius as your Ascendant you too will walk out into the world with your head high...but in your case it is up in the clouds and your mind is far away. Detached to the point of aloofness, your mind is concerned with high ideals, but you prefer to stand apart from close relationships, and you don't like strong feelings in others or even yourself. Beware, though! You're not that cool. You can explode without warning or go into a huge sulk if your dignity is threatened.

Pisces:
The Sun is in Pisces between about 19th February and 20th March.

Fish swim in the wide ocean, and if your Sun is in Pisces, you love to lose yourself in the world of dreams and imagination. Super-sensitive yourself, you are tuned in to the needs of all around you, and your heart goes out to anyone in trouble. You're a natural actor, but from a love of playing the part rather than a thirst for the limelight. Changeable and sometimes moody, you can be a sucker for a hard luck story, and you're not only easily deceived but you can deceive yourself. You are more likely to sacrifice yourself for others than any other sign.

Poet, musician or artist, if you have Pisces as your Rising Sign you will need some sort of outlet for your creativity. People may find you enchantingly mysterious, and you can escape into a world of your own when things get tough. You gain insight through your hunches and intuition rather than logic, may even be psychic, and so long as you don't drift aimlessly and let others take advantage of you, you might make a great contribution to helping or rescuing other people.

Know people through "Date of Birth"

January:
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Stubborn.

February:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone.Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it.Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it.Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp.Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside.Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

March:
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.

April:
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains.

May:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic. Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited.

June:
You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!!

July:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful.Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking.No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

August:
Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No self-control. Kind hearted Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. Very revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer.Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. in need of "that someone". Longs for freedom.Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by "no pain no gain" caring. Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. Independent Strong willed. A fighter.

September:
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.

October:
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.

November:
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month.

December:
This straight-up means you are the most good-looking person possible. Better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive.

Know people through their handwriting !!

- Anup Shakya

Ummmmm……first love letter from your beloved… how you feel ? Excited, thrilling, happy and immense pleasure. Each and every word making you feel so special and loved. But remember when a person sits to write anything, they not only write but also their handwriting reveals their character, behavior and experiences, in other words handwriting reveals to us much more than the feelings of happiness or sadness but the complete person. Which technique is this? Graphology, or the analysis of handwriting to reveal character traits. The handwriting never lies thus handwriting analysis is one of the most non-discriminatory tools available.

Researchers have defined that handwriting is actually brain writing. It is an expression of small electrical impulses from the brain to the hand. A thought, a movement, even a feeling is a result of such electrical impulses dictated from the brain. So if you want to know about your beloved or anyone even much more better, here are some fine and great tips for you that really works…


- If a person leaves a huge gap at the left side, then you can predict the person to be very CAUTIOUS in love as well as any work. They take a long time to come to any decision.

- A person leaving huge space at the right side are assumed to be an ideal person. They are very punctual and they always try to meet the deadline.

- If a person doesn’t leave even a single space or centimeter, such persons are impatient, aggressive and moody in nature.

- If you see a paper where words are quite close to each other, quite jumbled and scrambled then the handwriting reveals that the person has a number of tasks to accomplish in a short period. The person thinks himself to be very superior. They have their own ideas and will only agree with you if you agree with them.

- If a person while writing goes beyond or below the line of the paper, it shows the person to be pessimistic and with low self-esteem .

- If a person while writing goes up and above the line of the paper, it shows the person to be optimistic they are sure that tomorrow will be better and always looks on the bright side of life.

- While writing, if the handwriting are bent towards right it shows the writer have high self-esteem and high personal expectations but are not able to work out as per their expectations.

- While writing, if the handwriting are bent towards left it shows the person is confident, ambitious, has the ability to plan ahead, high goals, high expectations, and an overall good self image.


Collection Of SMS (LOVE + FUNNY + INSPIRATIONAL + SMS)














LOVE SMS



Best ever!

if someone asks me if ur good...ill say ur not...if they say ur better ...ill say ur not...why shud i say ur good or better coz ur the best i ever had...


Untill tommorow


How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you aren't back until tomorrow05 Mar 2004


I Love You!

A special smile a special face.a special someone i cant replace.i luv u i always will. u've filled a space no one can fill!


The moment

I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u.


Love is BAD!!!!

Luv is a basta** it can treat u lik dirt Theres always a risk of u getting hurt.Luv is restless & luv is a flirt.Luv has places to go and people to hurt.


I Love You!

What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you .. I love you


Best friend ..


I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!

Looking 4 .....


I'm lukin 4 a word. I'm lukin 4 a whole new word. I'm lukin 4 a word. I'm lukin 4 a word dat nobody knows. I'm lukin 4 a word. I'm lukin 4 a word dat says...dat you are the best !!!

Me or your life?


One day u'll ask me: "whats more important to u- me or ur life?" ill say "my life" and u'll go and leave without even knowing that u are my life.

Golden Star


If I die and go to heaven, I put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see how much you mean to me !! I love you

My angel...


I asked an angel 2 watch over u, but she back sooner than expected!i asked y?She said "an angel doesnt need 2 watch over an angel!

Dont want 2 Miss u


If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...

You are angel


I asked God 4 a rose & he gave me a garden.I ask God 4 a drop of water & he gave me an ocean.I asked God 4 an angel &he gave me u

My thoughts


By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you


Scared to loose you

1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!


I'm very Rich !

I opened my purse and found it empty.i reached in 2 my pocket and found a few coins then i searched my heart and found u!dats wen i realised how rich i am


Love Forever

Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!xxx


How can you ...

How can u tell the rain not 2 fall wen clouds exist?How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall wen the wind exists?How can u tell me not 2 fall in love wen u exist?

10000 ways -

10000 words 1 cud say.10000 wishes 1 cud pray.10000 miles legs cud walk.10000 sounds a mouth cud talk.10000 times ill b true.10000 ways 2 say i luv u!


Me & You! -

It takes 2 to tango.2 to kiss.2 to talk & remenisce.so many good things cum in 2 & one of those things is me & u!


When I met you...

True luv is hard 2 find.Special 1-1 of a kind.But the luv inside of me is true.It appeared the day i met you!


What is Love?

LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!


Falling in love...

You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love!


You are the one..

What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?


My lover

Hearts could only love for a while, feets could only walk for some miles, clothes won't 4ever be in style, but having U as my 'lover' is worthwhile ....


Moving Sutra ...

Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel, and not how u let go but how u hold on.


I miss you ...

U mUz bE tiReD cOz u haF bEEn runNinG thrU mY miNd, u gOttA bE a thiEf coZ u haF stOleN My hEaRt n i muZ haF BeEn a bAd shOotEr CoZ i kEep miSSing u...

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ..

Luv not 1, Luv not 2 Luv d 1 who luvs u true, Luv not 3, Luv not 4
Luv d 1 who luvs u more Luv not 5, Luv not 6 Luv d 1 who really sticks,Luv not 7, Luv not 8 Luv d 1 who really waits...


The Spaces ...


The SPACES between ur FINGERS were created so that another person's fingers would fill them in. Hope U found the hand that u r meant 2 hold on 4ever..


Fate ...


Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life... I £ove You...


Never ending circle


If you love someone, put their name in a circle instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever.


Wont let you go


I know its wrong 4 me 2 fall 4 u,but i cant get through it & if choosing right means letting u go...then let me be wrong 4ever...


Except you ... -


I would give up happines to never see you sad, I would give up eternity to be with you always, I would give up my life so that yours would be new... I'd give up everything... except U...


Sun & Moon -


Everyone wants 2 b the sun dat lights up your life.But I'd rather b ur moon,so I can shine on u during ur darkest hour when ur sun isn't around.


Everything ...


U promsd 2 tke cre of me bt u hrt me, u promsd me 2 brng me joy bt u brought me tears, u promisd me ur luv bt u gave me PAIN....ME? i promised u Nothing but i gave you EVERYTHING!!!!


I Miss You !


I don't wanna feel the way that I do, I just wanna be right here with you, I don't wanna see us apart, I just wanna say straight from my heart I miss you


Always on my mind...

Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind!


Three things ...

I love three things: the sun, the moon and you, the sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever.
i love the 'y'
i love the 'u'
i love the 'o'
put them together
and i love 'you'


It's me!


Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !


FUNNY SMS


You are Chinese

One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

Love me?

Do you believe in LOVE at first sight or do I have to walk by again? ?


3 wonders of a woman

The 3 wonders of a woman

1)Gives milk without eating grass

2)gets wet without water

3)Bleeds for a week without going 2 die.



The more - The Less

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??


laugh again!!!!

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha


Woman charges

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $ per minute.


Butt Cheek -

What did one butt cheek say to the other cheek? 'If we stick together we can stop this shit!

Robbery Now

Robbery Now! Raise ur hands! women stand @ right, men left! half-man-half-woman centre! HEY U! yes u! stand centre! don't pretend looking @ the handphone!


Remind me

Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don't forget.


Moon is beautiful

I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at the moon again.. ;)



More Gas -

Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.


Not reachable -

Hey! what happen 2 your hp? tried calling alot of times. everytime i dial your no, operator kept sayin "THE SUBSCRIBER U CALLING IS HAVING SEX, PLS TRY LATER"


Good Bra -

A good friend is like a good bra... hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart!


Why dosen't it rain?

The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?


Why dosen't it rain?

The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?


Please help me!

im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!


The Call -

A girl called me & said "Come no over, nobody is home". I went over. Nobody was home


The missing cat

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!


The little thing

1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, 'HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?


No Santa! -

I can't hide this from u anymore i really don't wanna hurt u but i feel it's beter i tell u b4 u hear it from sum1 else im really sorry but there's no santa!


Read Backwords -

Piss the taking is someone that realise u this like times at its! NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!

I'm Drunk

Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get


Men and problems -

MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??


My apologies -

Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..


Help Me! -

The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide Me?


You Fool ...

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on


No Brains.... -

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!


Birdy Poem ...

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!



INSPIRATIONAL SMS


Somebody -

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. - Jane Wagner



Experience -

Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you recognise a mistake when you make it again. - F. P. Jones



Use of force ... -

The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations. - David Friedman



Wrong train ...

You spend your whole life believing that you're on the right track, only to discover that you're on the wrong train.



Pants on

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Sir Winston Churchill



The Final Masterpiece

Sure God created man before woman.. but then you always make a rough draft before The Final Masterpiece.



In bed -

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Vegetarian ...

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown



Better lawyer -

A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost



Question and Answer

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen



Not sure ...

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.



Biggest mistake -

The biggest mistake people make in life is not trying to make a living at doing what they most enjoy. - Malcomb S. Forbes



Nothing ...

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson



Victory ...

All people have fears, but the brave put down their fears and go forward, sometimes to death, but always to victory.

Happiness??

Happiness is inward, and not outward; and so, it does not depend on what we have, but on what we are. - Henry Van Dyke



Happiness never decreases (wow) -

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha



Blessed ...

Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. - John Powell



Dont be afraid.....

Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, Some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. - William Shakespeare



Success ..

Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. - Sir Winston Spencer Churchill



SMS


GoodMorning ...

The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to U



Sending dracula -

As u go 2 bed 2nite, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i'LL ask dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight..



cold night...

On this cold cold nite,in My small small rOOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of uR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe!



Good friend -

A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...



I'll pray..

In tis lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress N the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams Gd Nite



Another day.......

Nite has end for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.



Morning Gift....

Receive my simple gift of goodmorning wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!

Goodnight ...

LyinG oN mY BeD, LoOkiN @ ThE CloCk, I nOe tAt iTs timE 2 zzz. I WonDeR HoW hAv U bEEn todaY... HopE Tat EveryTHinG is FInE.. WiSh u sweeT dReaMz n Sleep TiGhT!



Nice day ...

Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Gd Morning, it has asilent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!



Sweetdreams -

Stars light Stars bright u're the only Star I see tonite. I wish I may. I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, gd nite sweet dreams



Goodnight ...

On this cold cold nite,in My small small rOOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of uR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe!



Goodnight ...

As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again. With the moon hangin in the starlit sky, i'm here 2 wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight



GoodMorning ...

The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..

Flirt SMS

Most beautiful...

If God would have created something more beautiful than you he would have kept it to himself.



Maths ...

During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!!



Can u see me?

Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!



In love ..

You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me



I Found you ...

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you.



One for me!!

You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!



Deaf ...

It is deaf and it wants to have sex with you...................... What do you say?


Who dares wins :)

I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins!



UIR Horny

Roses are red.voilets are corny.when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!



Smile please ...

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?



You are ...

Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Cos baby, you're the bomb! Your daddy must have been a hunter because you're a fox!



Listed -

I looked up sexy in the dictionary today and your name was listed



When to visit?

If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?



Been to moon?

Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there

Maths ...

Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!



Hello

The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Evrything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you..SO, HELLO



You are angel

It must have been a rainy day when you were born..Heaven was crying 'cus it lost its most beautiful angel!



What is love ...

Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls destination.do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?



Love

Love is Sweet, Love is sad, but with me in bed Love is the best thing you ever had.



How I do it .....

Press down......down more......ok......more......yes......ahh.......yes......almost there......yeah......oh shit......harder......so good! Yeah, that's textual intercourse!



I asked Santa -

If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!



Your Smile........

Hey! Cutie... ..yes YOU! you're smiling again Its bcoz i told u that ur CUTE hey...... Sometimes we need 2 lie Just to make some one SMILE!